there is no “tumblr hivemind” tumblr does not “contradict itself” nor is tumblr “welcoming and accepting” tumblr is not a single person it’s a fuckton of people with different opinions. those two contradictory text posts by sj bloggers you saw today were made by different people
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along
My Sims 4 father/daughter duo, Silas and Livy Black. Double-crossed by his partner-in-crime (who happened to be his wife), Silas must rebuild the shambles of his underworld organization while raising their beloved daughter right! (“Right” here meaning pickpocketing, trash rummaging, nerd bullying behavior.)
Did I mention Livy always carries about 15 frogs on her person? Maybe it’s just a phase.
little blood orange riding hood
My dad is actually the villain from despicable me.
this is amazing
David Lynch does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge in a very David Lynch-y way
Doctor Who Christmas special guest stars…!
— quentin tarantino as quentin tarantino in a quentin tarantino movie